Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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