normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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