He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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