Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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