I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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