i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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