I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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