Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The chlamydia really affected his face.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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