Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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