She said her name was "party"
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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