we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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