Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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