Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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