Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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