Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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