is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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