Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we're making bets on your personal life
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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