Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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