I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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