Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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