How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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