i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The adults are the big ones right?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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