Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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