why didn't you poke me back
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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