I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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