so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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