apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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