So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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