She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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