How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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