Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
