I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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