I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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