don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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