Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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