Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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