I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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