There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
my liver is dry heaving
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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