Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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