so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
These tits shall not be calmed
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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