I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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