you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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