I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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