So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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