Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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