if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
false alarm, still single
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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