Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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