He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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