I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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