So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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