whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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