btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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