so explain again why im purple
no
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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